Louisiana

The American third world. A forlorn jerkwater state that, while not without its merits, is home to either the tragically-dull or the desperate-to-escape.

More cultural diversity than most Southern states and more cute girls than some, but mostly a vast expanse of slum-holes and nowhere. Weird smell emanating from the land probably has adverse affects on the human brain.

A viper's nest of political corruption and moral failure, Louisiana also manages to attract terrific churches to fight back the encroaching darkness.

Popular destination for criminals, and airhead college students, looking for trouble or a place to hide.

;)

I'm sick of being around attractive, college-educated people with upward ambitions and a desire to change the world. I wish I could just get away from it all.

Oh wait, I know! Let's go to Louisiana!!

;)

by Charlie4Life February 18, 2008

Louisiana

Louisiana is the dirty south where everything goes down fussing,cussing,fighting,biting,splitting,dancing,popping,crunking,bucking,ducking,running ..etc Louisiana is so hood and dope and we always in the N.o and st.james and stuff we be getting down and going hard we get down and mess with us we get dirty so whats yo choice this is also a good city and we luv the a-town and texas and all dem in the dirty south smawh i luv ya!

girl im going to Louisiana today

Louisiana is da black state

by louisianachick June 14, 2009

Louisiana

State where lots of people have mullets.

What? You don't believe me? This guy just moved here and commented on how much he likes my mullet because everyone in Louisiana has mullets.

by cmkrcs1 July 24, 2006

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

Louisiana Pinball

When you get your cousin to give you head and you start waiving your dick around in their mouth making Pinball noises every time you knock out a tooth.

I went to my aunts yesterday and I enjoyed some Louisiana Pinball over there.

by IndianSauce March 5, 2017

Louisiana Rub

The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.

Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!

by Shobhit August 21, 2013