Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.

Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no

by cynicalproblemchild June 04, 2019

lorenzo

A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.

Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"

by BlacknightJB4 December 14, 2010

Lorenzo

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.

Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.

by Haroldsky March 28, 2020

Lorenzo

extremely hot and sexy and cool

wow, lorenzo is all of those things in the definition. crazy

by not lorenzo November 22, 2021

Lorenzo

A guy who is just trying to sell weird things

A : Who is this guy alone in the street ?

B: A just a boy who lost all his money selling "humidificateur"

A : HAHA poor Lorenzo

by Ines 2510 March 31, 2022

Lorenzo

A sexy beast of a man with a huge booty that is all real and big baboon lips

Wow that kid lorenzo is really thicc

by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Lorenzo

Find yourself a lorenzo

They love to pick there noses and abuse there sisters
They got anger issues and like to cry and get mad when dad tells him to get of the xobox

Fuck you lorenzo

Sister cry cry
Lorenzo hit the sister

Older sister hit lorenzo

Lorenzo stabs sister with a fork and sparp objects threatening to kill her find yourself a faugly lorenzo

by Yesits bella August 31, 2021