Long Haired Grob 

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.

''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

Long Haired Grob by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Long-haired Dictionary 

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

Long-haired Dictionary by Cregger May 8, 2021

long hairs 

What men who serve in the US Military call attractive civilian women. Civilian women typical possess more longer, an faddish style hair dos compared to female military personnel.

While on liberty, me and my battle buddies would frequent bars to scope out any long hairs to pull.

long hairs by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop July 6, 2007

long-haired yahoo 

A male/female, usually defined as attending or have attended The Southport School (TSS). A long-haired yahoo unironically employs a sense of cultural righteousness, but comes across as a bit of a lout.

Tonight we'll be debating against TSS, but I don't thing those long-haired yahoos have anything on us.

long-haired yahoo by Smiffy Smiff April 4, 2017

long hairs 

a male hippie with at least shoulder legth hair. that possibly hasent showered in days, is bent out on acid and some dank ass herb. long hairs are gennerally found in clusters at music festivals and concerts: ranging in the gernres of classic rock, bluegrass, psychedelic rock, and reggae. there unpredictable frantic behavior can cause unrest in " normal communities"!

Jim: i am the lizard king! ( runs acroos street)

Driver: fuckin long hairs!

long hairs by tat2dchef April 9, 2009

Long-Haired Balding 

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

Long-Haired Balding by DJDuane May 5, 2009