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Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”
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4 Lokos

The 4 Lokos of a 4 Loko Night:

1. memory wipe
2. found wandering
3. regret
4. no conequences
this is what happens when you experience the 4 lokos of a 4loko night...you drink 3 4lokos, punch a girl in the stomach, leave the party, abandon your bike somewhere and walk the opposite direction home, you lose your hat, your backpack , your bike, and wake up wondering if you traded your laptop to the cabbie that took you home. your friends slowly bring everything back to you the next day and you find your laptop in your sock drawer.
by booboobooooo August 21, 2010
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I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.
Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...
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4 loko

Also known as blackout-in-a-can or liquid cocaine, 4 loko is a trifecta of 12% ABV malt beverage, caffeine, and excessively sweet flavored syrup. Available in numerous flavors such as grape, watermelon, and cranberry lemonade, that all taste equally terrible. Drinking four cans causes one to go "loko" and gain superhuman abilities as well as a unexplainable need to do things one would never even consider while sober.

One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
Guy #1: "Dude, I drank 20 beers last night, blacked out, passed out on the couch, and got my face drawn on."

Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."

Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."

Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
by fear boner November 7, 2010
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Lokke

Home fire/Hearth fire.

Supernatural glimmering creature associated with hearth fires which take care of the well-being of the entire home. Flame/Light.

A name.
Lokke's flame licks the cast iron pot, causing it to bubble and boil.

The fire flickered against the walls in such a beautiful way as if Lokke was hard at work to create them.

Lokke is an eccentric person.
by Datura May 9, 2008
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Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.
Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.
by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010
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Lokote

A lokote is a gang banger which is beyond Loco. It is an extremely psychotic individual who is down with his set and would shed his blood or others in a heartbeat for his gang.
It is a term created by a gang from Granger WA. The complete name of the gang is Lil Valley Lokotes. The mahority of it's members are in prison due to there Lokote lifestyle.
First guy: What's up Homie? What set You bang?
Lokote: Lil Valley Lokotes' Puto!
by Billy LaPierre September 29, 2006
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