love luggage

N. the product of sexual relations. A baby.

The only reason Pete Wentz married Ashlee Simpson was for her love luggage.

by Riley Wells October 2, 2008

Foam Luggage

A synonym for a woman's bosom

Check out the foam luggage on that bitch

by Justyn Kace February 8, 2009

moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

vagina luggage

The items found hidden in a woman's vagina when she really doesn't want someone to find it.
Example: drugs and drug paraphernalia hidden from the police

Suzie was concerned her vagina luggage would be located when she was stopped by the police.

by Newton5083 May 2, 2016

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

Tubular Luggage

1. n ~ band, comprised of Marcus Disaster, El Fland, Liberty Valance, Barry Hercules and Geoff. Greatest Hits include "Murphy is the Bucket" and "I Am A Buffer Solution"

2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk

1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!

2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.

by Zatchlas December 1, 2004

Luggage Carrier

A boy whore

When you're a big deal like George Rekers, you dont want to have your reputation tarnished by a boy whore. So just simplify the problem with a luggage carrier.

Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.

by homo-momo May 7, 2010