Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
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Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.
We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.
by K lite April 26, 2020
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log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.
There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
by Gozaagustus1 November 19, 2022
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Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.
Me and Tom were log jammed last night.
by I_8_ur_mom_out December 19, 2021
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 13, 2023
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 13, 2023
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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 17, 2022
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