The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.
by Trollhunter March 15, 2012
by Tempest_Beta February 23, 2006
Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."
by RabarJabar June 20, 2009
An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
by Doug_Cohen March 29, 2011
The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true logging ninja
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross June 30, 2011
Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.
"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
by HobbyLover November 02, 2013
by Tassie69 October 31, 2013