ab lobster

The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.

I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.

by ronward April 21, 2009

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

by Da12 February 5, 2009

lobster head

a shameful thing

It's a shameful thing, lobster head.

by Too many limes August 22, 2011

It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017

Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015