Lmap day

Lmap day is December 12. This is the glorious day lmap was created and will be celebrated. Glory to lmapistan.

Hey George what’s your favorite day? George replies, Lmap day!

by Lmap Supporter January 21, 2021

Lampard tax

When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"

by ybootyfooty December 26, 2020

Lampard Whore

Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.

For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.

Hence "Lampard Whore"

by Grush111 January 5, 2010

lmaoa

Laughing My Ass Off Again
Also an add on to the online phrase 'lmao' or Laughing My Ass Off.

Guy1: He called a biker a bitch.
Guy2: Lmao!
Guy1: The biker nearly beat his ass to death.
Guy2: Lmaoa!

by Slavik Von Stockholm June 7, 2005

lapanim dod shelo

a phrase came originally from hebrew, defines great, cool.
invented by oded avramzon a.k.a "barvazone".

dude: how was the party at the "homan 17"?

dude: man it was "lapanim dod shelo"!!!

by yaron May 13, 2005

Lapa

Lapa is a guy with a huge dick, every girl wants his meat but only wants one, he's really cute when he wants, he's a macho and he' s super cute

person 1: look at that coooock!
person 2: OMGAD it's huge!
person 1: indeed, i wish he was my boyfriend.
person 2: yeah, Lapa is really cute.

by aguywithareallybigdick April 8, 2020

Lapatate

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.

She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."

by limejarritos December 3, 2020