Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

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Lisa

A very caring, compassionate person that has a huge heart. She's a great listener and will always be there for you. She's a lovely person and is very understanding. She very socialble and is extremely beautiful inside and out. She can be selfish or hard at times but in the end she will realise she's in the wrong.

She always loves a party. And is very fun.She likes a drink but she understands when to stop.

If you ever meet a Lisa you will be extremely lucky. It may be an opportunity to find a new caring friend.

Friend: she looks like a Lisa. She loves a rave.

by Familyis4eversaystheheart January 28, 2018

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Lisa Ann

My most favorite pornstar.

Along with being a pornstar, Lisa Ann is an exotic dancer and an adult model. According to BoobPedia, her cup size is 38E.

by Dancing with Fire August 25, 2011

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Lisa Leslie

Lisa Leslie is famous for being huge and tall, she is also one of the few women in the wnba that have dunked in a real game.

Gregg: Dude you know who Lisa Leslie is?
Jim: Yeah she plays basketball in the wnba, right?
Gregg: Yeah dude she's not bad looking, kinda tall and manly
Jim: Ew dude what the heck, she dunked in a game MAJOR TURNOFF
Gregg: Oh |:

by Anonymous Bball fan April 11, 2010

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Ligma

Ligma was a disease that was created by the US government with the sole purpose of cleaning our earth of the virgin blemish known only as fortnite streamers. Signs of infection include, but are not limited to, blue hair, loss of vulgar language, and sheer obnoxiousness.

“Wow, did you hear Ninja died of ligma?”
“Yea good riddens”

by Lawandordercriminaljustice July 22, 2018

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