linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014

Lingualingus

The act of French (or 'freedom') kissing.

Few things are sweeter than a bit of post-copulatory lingualingus with the one you love.

by Coram May 2, 2003

lingalingus

stimulation of the lingam and testicles with licking kissing etc., like cunnilingus, rather than deep throat fellatio

"spits or swollows" is not really an issue with lingalingus

by annonymous July 13, 2004

LINGUINI

A name for a girl who isfat and white and loves to butt into conversations.

HAVE YOU SEEN LINGUINI?

NO YOU?

by Lmaobshboi May 8, 2018

Lingualingus

the act of being sexually aroused or stimulated just by hearing someone speak or reading something.

have you read Sleeping with the Dictionary? it's lingualingus, it's so hot!

by paisy May 30, 2006

LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.

Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"

by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016