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linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet
Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick
by Ocaris February 28, 2014
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Lingualingus

The act of French (or 'freedom') kissing.
Few things are sweeter than a bit of post-copulatory lingualingus with the one you love.
by Coram May 2, 2003
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lingalingus

stimulation of the lingam and testicles with licking kissing etc., like cunnilingus, rather than deep throat fellatio
"spits or swollows" is not really an issue with lingalingus
by annonymous July 13, 2004
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LINGUINI

A name for a girl who isfat and white and loves to butt into conversations.
HAVE YOU SEEN LINGUINI?

NO YOU?
by Lmaobshboi May 8, 2018
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Lingualingus

the act of being sexually aroused or stimulated just by hearing someone speak or reading something.
have you read Sleeping with the Dictionary? it's lingualingus, it's so hot!
by paisy May 30, 2006
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LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.
Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"
by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016
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lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not
He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!
by magicmist April 26, 2016
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