limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife

1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.

by limpdickwife May 15, 2009

limpdickfagfucker

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's

Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."

by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007

limp dick

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

by Hizzle November 15, 2004

Limp Dick

A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.

"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"

by bombshizzx3 June 15, 2009

limp dick

Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.

I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.

by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008

Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017