Red stripes on Nazi Bastard General Stff trousers to indicate the wearer is an ass fucker and fudge packer of the first degree.
Herr General, mein hosen are down around mein ankles. Drop your hosed MIT dem Lampassen und jam der Weiner I'm der arschloch!
by FlesticleBoy December 28, 2011
Get the Lampassen mug.A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
by CFLslsc November 27, 2012
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When your about to have a 4-some but you have had too much to drink and you can't get it up.. So it takes 3 hours because you are determined to get laid but it's not gonna happen
by I'mPeeps October 6, 2015
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Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".
I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.
by QuacksO December 8, 2019
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by Ryphus September 7, 2020
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