you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
by gav n nick March 14, 2006
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Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
by benkon April 8, 2009
Get the Lemming sunday mug.The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.
by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011
Get the Limping mug.The effect noticed when sleep-deprived friends spend enough time together that nearly everything becomes funny. Mundane, everyday, happenings become ridiculously hilarious, and normally funny jokes become so hysterically laugh-out-loud funny, you'll be in danger of dying from asphyxiation. Named because the SNES game "Lemmings" quickens the onset of the Lemmings Effect.
"What're those two laughing so hard about?"
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
by Kishmo November 24, 2004
Get the Lemmings Effect mug.An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.
- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"
by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011
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by badphotographer September 4, 2007
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"looks like he's suffering from a bad case of lemmingitis"
"looks like he's suffering from a bad case of lemmingitis"
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