Red Lightsaber

from the Star Wars saga A Sith lord's primary weapon.

Chancellor Palpatine pulls out his red lightsaber as Mace Windu tries to arrest him.

by Xclibur2001 December 30, 2011

Blue lightsaber

Big,long,scary thing

I like my friends blue lightsaber

by Lightsaber man July 3, 2021

Steven with a lightsaber

Stevens weapon of choice his ultimate power weapon of Destruction his slaying unit / tool used for any and every Adventure that he will and we'll ever go on also every Adventure he has been on and will be on not really the active sling went down both literally and sexually his power tool of persuasion and destruction

She was slain down by Steven with a lightsaber

by Skitz January 12, 2022

Lightsabering

Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.

Dude, I was totally Lightsabering some guy during my trip to Antarctica.

by hitlerdidnothingwrong9/11 July 31, 2014

lightsaber

A woman's self pleasure device, a dildo

Joe tore apart his girlfriend's room, searching for her hidden lightsaber

by Narf Daddy July 26, 2005

Lightsaber

When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.

I gave my man a lightsaber last night.

by awmm June 29, 2015

lightsaber

The ultimate anal raping tool.

Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?

Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!

Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.

Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!

by Slufa July 13, 2007