Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013

Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Nashville Lightsaber

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.

Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!

by Heinous Realist July 4, 2017

lightsaber battle

when 2 gay guys smack their penis' aginst each other

Dylan and sabastion are really gay they where up all night having a lightsaber battle

by lmxdoomguyx May 15, 2009

Lightwave

The best 3d animation packager avaliable, and is very stable and cheap.

"Lightwave Rules"

by BorgKiller September 2, 2003

lightspeed the hedgehog

a gamer dude who is awesome and does epic art

Yo! Have you heard of lightspeed the hedgehog? He does cool art!

by boxburgerz April 23, 2022

Red Lightsaber

from the Star Wars saga A Sith lord's primary weapon.

Chancellor Palpatine pulls out his red lightsaber as Mace Windu tries to arrest him.

by Xclibur2001 December 30, 2011