midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Leander High School

A school full of whack ass people and nicotine addicts. If you say you go to leander high school people will laugh and most likely ghost you for being a fucking loser.

“that nigga goes to leander high school, lets ignore him”

by cmonmane May 16, 2020

landerz

The collective nickname of Puntlanders/Puntlanderz, aka Puntites; those from Puntland

saw lots of landerz today

by readyforthemoon55 September 3, 2019

Leander

Leander ist ein HS

Leander hat mal wieder den HS gemacht

by NoteLMuchoerte November 22, 2021

brook landers

Another term for "Beached Whale"

Look at the Brook Landers over at the beach.

by xXx360 FaZe Lamp 720xXx 420 March 16, 2016

moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017