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LaVonna

A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
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Pressed Lemon

A lemon that is pressed.

or

More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'

Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.
Example 1

Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?

Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.

Example 2

James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?

Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.

Example 3

Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.
by Charlie746 August 11, 2010
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Lemon Demon

A convenient way to come out as gay to your friends and family.
- Mom, dad, I'm gay.
- We know, son, we saw your Lemon Demon t-shirt
by Alexlalpaca November 19, 2020
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Lemon Surfer

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010
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Lemon Demon

Lemon Demon is an independant music artist who has a garnered a large Internet fanbase ever since he started the Lemon Demon website in 2003. It's a bit difficult to pin down which genre of music he creates, but it's mainly strange, irreverant, upbeat-with-a-touch-of-dementia pseudo-pop. Since 2003, Lemon Demon has produced and released four albums, titled:

-Clown Circus (April 2003)
-Live from the Haunted Candle Shop (July 2003)
-Hip to the Javabean (March 2004)
-Damn Skippy (March 2005)

His upcoming fifth album, titled "Dinosaurchestra," is slated to be released on July 20, 2006.

His songs have inspired Flash artists to make music videos to some of his songs, including "Geeks In Love" (from Damn Skippy), "The Ultimate Showdown" ("The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny;" will be a track on Dinosaurchestra), "Ebaum's World Dot Com" (unsure; currently in "Miscellaneous" section of website), "I've Got Some Falling to Do" (from Hip to the Javabean), and "Hyakugojyuuichi Forever!" ("Hyakugojyuuichi 2003;" from Clown Circus) along with some others not mentioned on his website.

You can order the last two albums from www.lemondemon.com.
Just for clarification, Lemon Demon is a single person: Neil Cicierega, a.k.a. Trapezoid, a.k.a. the creator of Animutation.
by whatdoyoucare September 5, 2008
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Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011
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Lemonading

Can use lemonade, going full lemonade, lemoned, lemonaded.

Eliminating or greatly harming the competition to your current partner. E.g. Partner (male or female) cheats on you, you take a baseball bat to the girl (or guy) s/he cheated with's car so that they will stay away. Implied that you might actually use the bat on the person who engaged with your partner.

Also, going full lemonade.
Used by: Tituss Burgess, Kimmy Schmidt, Beyoncé, Jimmy Fallon

First episode of season 3 of the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show
"I am doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I am lemonading."
by Findhini May 11, 2017
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