lester

a funny human-being that can stay mad for a period of time. a true jokester.one who makes people laugh.maybe sometimes immature but always can fix that.can get very jealous at certain things but one one can tell.can and will be true to everyone.never considers being a fake.thinks about everyone.can be very quick to anger.will one day explode because of all the stupidness and love that is happening in his life

My government name is Lester.

by Blaq JoKer May 8, 2009

Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

Lesego

A tswana boy that is a blessing to people around him he's also quite the thinker and the handsome one

Why does lesego look so good today

by Amahle khuzwayo August 28, 2021

Leosexual

When you're only attracted to people under 25.

"You're getting divorced again?". "Yeah lad, i'm a leosexual, she's getting too old for me."

by RAWWWBERRY December 5, 2022

the lesser of two evils

still evil.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

by vanillabearajh October 21, 2009