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Letum is obviously a good luck charm when attached to the bottom of a post, perhaps a troll repellent or a buffer against future flaming would be bought on by this seal of Letumness. So from this day forth all posts should be signed with Letum to encourage wealth and well being for all.

Letum is also Latin for Death.
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Letum
by LotteSS December 11, 2005
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Gonorrhea Lectim

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;

extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions;

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
"Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."
by NeverForget March 5, 2005
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lecturous

Stop being so lecturous and pretending you know everything
by Harare88 March 17, 2015
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Google-lectual

A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.
A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".
by 156sbr August 28, 2011
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Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus

Today I will be a Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus.
by eiram1976 April 30, 2010
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lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing
"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"
by RoboBear September 20, 2011
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Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
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