Lombardi Gras

An early Mardi Gras due to the New Orleans Saints winning the superbowl.

Because the superbowl was a week before Mardi Gras, the celebration from the superbowl will spill over into Mardi Gras. Hence Lombardi Gras from the Vince Lombardi trophy.

Who dat.

Happy Lombardi Gras!

by B U R N S February 9, 2010

LOMB

Chat/text message acronym meaning "laughing out my beverage" that is used to respond to a comment that is extremely funny.

Senor McBad: My parents really hate my old school Cadillac Brougham, they try to get me to junk it anytime the slightest thing goes wrong with it.

Lord Zanzibar: Yeah weird... but maybe it's because it's a big awkward gaudy piece of shit.

McBad: LOMB!

by alphaxray August 12, 2015

lomb

lying on my bed

So I was lomb when he called me...

by elizabethannseton January 20, 2011

lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me May 13, 2005

Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

Lbomb

When someone special tells you they love you, the feeling you get when you realize you don't love them back. You really don't want to hurt your friends feelings so thus bad feeling is an Lbomb.

EG 1
Mike " I think I'm falling in love with you!"

Dana "What! .........................................!"

later

Dana "Mike drop the Lbomb on me today!"

Breanne " So you don't love him? Did you tell him you should so just be friends?"

EG 2
Daniel "I love you so much!"

Pat "I like you a lot too!......."

later

Pat "Daniel droped the Lbomb today!!!!"

Brian "Does she know you're a player?"

Pat " Yeah!! She's a great gf but I don't love her back."

Brian " No hey?"

Pat "Too much interfearrance!!"

by shuga me May 18, 2010