Mir layoff

Whenever an athlete (particularly a combat sports athlete) suffers a major injury and takes a long time (1 year or more) before returning to competition. Made famous by Frank Mir who shattered his femur shortly after winning the UFC Heavyweight Championship.

After tearing his ACL in October 2008, Patrick Cote had a nice Mir Layoff before coming back against Alan Belcher in May 2010.

by CyberFreq May 7, 2010

Dorty Layout

A Dorty Layout is an unnecessarily difficult geometry dash layout usually containing an abundance of spam and precise gameplay at high speeds.

“Did you see that level?” “Yeah, that’s gotta be a Dorty Layout.”

by [GD] cologne September 27, 2023

another round of layoffs

Passing gas after you have recently had a bowel movement.

A: "What's that smell? Didn't you just go to the bathroom?"

B: "I'm preparing for another round of layoffs."

by CesareL February 5, 2009

humping the floor layup

running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy

that mf was doing a humping the floor layup running like that

by lonoxyyisgay June 26, 2022

Layou

The words "Love" and "You" combined to form one word: Layou!

It is the way I tell my Girlfriend I love her!

I Layou!

by Monte_101 August 25, 2009

layout

Jargon for the act of diving to catch the disk in the game ultimate.
see going ho

you should have laid out to catch that.
The World's Greatest is best when you layout.

by chrono_t88 October 11, 2005

layona

TRUE SAVAGE!!!!! With a big bum🍑

' Layona you are a savage!'

by Boss lady titiana April 15, 2017