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lattitude

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.
In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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Assitude

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.
Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."
by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023
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Sassitude

His corgi, Lizzy is the queen the queen of sassitude.
by Prime_Ribz September 30, 2023
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Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with
Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"
by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026
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Dell Latitude E6410

The Dell Latitude E6410 is a laptop that was made in 2010 and has less RAM than a public middle school's oldest PC
I swear to god that Chromebooks make my old Dell Latitude E6410 look like a NASA supercomputer
by Dell Laditude E6410 June 1, 2020
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Dell Latitude E6210

A made-up laptop that is an urban legend among furry tech support workers due to the model number being very similar to the website URL of e621.net
person 1: Did you hear about the Dell Latitude E6210?
person 2: No, but it sounds rather cursed. I don't even think it exists.
by ChickenTheToaster February 7, 2024
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high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026
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