Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

by AYB July 1, 2003

Las Vegas

The home of broken families and dirty dreams

I fucking hate Las Vegas.

by Kylie-69 June 21, 2008

Las Vegas

Best Places In The World But Actually Most Parts Of The City Is Ghetto EastSide Westside Northtown Are All The Same It's Cool But It's Just Like Los Angeles

#1:Want To Go To The Nicest City In The World #2:Las Vegas? #1:Yes #2:But Its Like L.A.

by Lil BG Devil August 13, 2009

Las Vegas

(1) where fine ass bitches get with ugly ass dudes.
(2) where beautiful(not cute, not pretty) girls that you would want to marry have fucked up twisted lives and are on drugs.

(1) did you see that ugly ass mexican dude in las vegas w/ that fine ass white girl? i wish i lived here to get that action.
(2) dude i kicked with that beautiful girl in las vegas but i started tripin when i saw how she was when she smoked that weed.

by tripped on 1 bitch February 10, 2009

Las Vegas

Las Vegas is THE greatest city to party, live and die for! So many awesome hotels (bellagio and venice rocks!) clubz and shops! This town is a MAKE YOU TOWN!

A: Damn, i gotta earn some money
B: go to las vegas and play poker if you dont suck at it!

by jaskov June 3, 2008

Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.

And the list goes on and on.

by Kevin January 19, 2004

Las Vegas

1: The largest city in Nevada.
2: The tackiest, gaudiest, sleaziest, most gawdawful city in the United States, possibly even all of North America.
3: A place where idiots go to lose all their money to casinos and cheap whores.

Thank God I don't live in Las Vegas...

by Anonymous May 8, 2003