A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
Get the Hoe Lantern mug.An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
Get the Ash-O-Lantern mug.A girl who is beautiful and has the best smile, deep dark chocolate brown eyes. Makes the best friend you could ever wish for and an amazing girlfriend although she has trouble with knowing exactly what she's feeling. She denies that she's even pretty, although she's drop-dead gorgeous. She is caring, sweet and lovely.
She doesn't think that she is as amazing as she is although this is probably due to being undervalued by her family.
Likes: Cuddles, random presents, cats, unexpected flowers and kisses on the nose.
Dislikes : Moody parents, scratchy cats, unhappy friends and mint flavoured chocolate.
She doesn't think that she is as amazing as she is although this is probably due to being undervalued by her family.
Likes: Cuddles, random presents, cats, unexpected flowers and kisses on the nose.
Dislikes : Moody parents, scratchy cats, unhappy friends and mint flavoured chocolate.
Person one - " There's this girl I've met, she's so loving, sweet and beautiful; I'm going to ask her out soon."
Person two - " Don't tell me, her name's Larnia?"
Person one - " Spot on dude!"
Person two - " Don't tell me, her name's Larnia?"
Person one - " Spot on dude!"
by Roe Calder December 20, 2016
Get the Larnia mug.The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
Get the The Green Lantern mug.This is a South African slang word, which probably originated somewhere in the South of Johannesburg, that describes something which is expensive, fancy and yuppy.
It can also be used to describe a very rich person living in the more affluent parts of Johannesburg, especially the Northern parts of the city.
It can also be used to describe a very rich person living in the more affluent parts of Johannesburg, especially the Northern parts of the city.
Peter: Hey Sipho, where do you work?
Sipho: In the north of Joburg
Peter: Gee with all the larnies, huh?
OR
John: Damn, look at that Rolls-Royce Phantom, what a car!
Piet: Yeah, very larney indeed!
Sipho: In the north of Joburg
Peter: Gee with all the larnies, huh?
OR
John: Damn, look at that Rolls-Royce Phantom, what a car!
Piet: Yeah, very larney indeed!
by kaz38 August 30, 2009
Get the larney mug.The most patient, strong, caring, and loving person you could ever meet. Speaks his mind. Always putting someone before himself. Gives the bestest hugs, kisses, cuddles, etc. Lol. Fine as can be :p
by Gleesongurl89 January 11, 2017
Get the larnell mug.Someone who you would be honored to have as a friend.
Loyal, brave, smart, caring, strong, handsome, and all around one of the best type of person to say is your friend.
Loyal, brave, smart, caring, strong, handsome, and all around one of the best type of person to say is your friend.
by Neolani October 21, 2011
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