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lacoste

Jean Rene' Lacoste first established this brand in 1933. He was a tennis player and wanted a nice breathable polo to wear while playing tennis. Lacoste is not your normal polo, each polo goes through rigorus testing to make sure the colors do not fade. You see, it all starts in a field of cotton... only the finest and strongest are selected to create the lacoste products. Lacoste also have a nice selection of shoes, accessories and perfumes. Lacoste has been out in the market for 72 years and is still selling, although the prices are a little high (you get what you pay for)
Lacoste makes the finest clothes out there.
by Chris Edwards July 31, 2005
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Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.
"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"
by barrintus May 5, 2009
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Daewoo Lanos

A pretty cheap compact car made by the now defunct Daewoo. Apparently some survived to this day to be seen in a movie, God knows why.

If you get rear ended, it sure won't blow up like a Pinto with it's fabled external combustion engine (from uncyclopedia) but there's a good chance that you'll probably get some decent damage.
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"
by curdahee October 9, 2008
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Lapslap

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.
"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."
by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009
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lagosians

The world's most prestigious class of black people
Lagosians - The people of Lagos, world's fifth most populated city
by Bolu February 1, 2006
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Laos

Small landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
A poor country that was ruled by a corrupt communist government.
Many people came from Laos to America for refuge...hooray.
Commonly confused for Chinese or Japanese people.
"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
"I'm from Laos, stupid, a small landlocked country in Southeast Asia."
"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"
by J3rr0d September 4, 2005
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Laosaipocalypse

Lao sai - "Flowing shit" AKA Diarrhea in Chinese Min Nan Dialect
Apocalypse - An ultimate and doomsday event that leaves everything to waste.

Having uncontrollable bad diarrhea that makes your poop hole feels like the aftermath of an apocalyptic nuclear wasteland
Jimmy ate that week old stale bean burrito under the chair that he had a laosaipocalypse

After that ultra spicy curry meal, Kerpal's laosaipocalypse landed him in Hospital .
by Singaporean Son October 31, 2017
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