by crtxrygchj October 31, 2022
Get the Laporte mug.a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.
“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”
by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025
Get the LaPortia mug.When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."
Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.
Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.
Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!
by KingJar92 December 1, 2025
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by pee-NuT December 1, 2007
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by Clubboy November 23, 2023
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