kam lan pronounced as "come lan"
kam: suck
lan: cock (which lan ciao is full word)
It is a Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) word for cock sucking, literally.
It also means a cocksucker, nonsense, go to hell.
kam: suck
lan: cock (which lan ciao is full word)
It is a Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) word for cock sucking, literally.
It also means a cocksucker, nonsense, go to hell.
Example
As in cock sucking:
That girl likes to kam lan.
As in cocksucker:
Shit, you can ask him to kam lan
As in go to hell:
I think you better kam lan
As in cock sucking:
That girl likes to kam lan.
As in cocksucker:
Shit, you can ask him to kam lan
As in go to hell:
I think you better kam lan
by kuchingkia April 19, 2007
Get the kam lanmug. A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.
by Mahalis September 25, 2005
Get the lan partymug. 1) A creature of the feline family who is usually found in urban areas of Southern California.
2) A person who considers herself a paradox.
3) A person who is really awesome.
2) A person who considers herself a paradox.
3) A person who is really awesome.
1) I saw Lan Vu dart past me the other day, as quick as someone on a track and field team.
2) I have run into Lan Vu several times, and she exhibits qualities and traits that contradict each other.
3) I was at a tennis court the other day and saw Lan Vu come out victorious against her opponent.
2) I have run into Lan Vu several times, and she exhibits qualities and traits that contradict each other.
3) I was at a tennis court the other day and saw Lan Vu come out victorious against her opponent.
by VicMissesYou December 13, 2008
Get the Lan Vumug. n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.
OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?
Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?
OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.
Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.
OneShot: Aight.
Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?
OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.
Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.
OneShot: Aight.
by Btone June 21, 2005
Get the LAN hootenannymug. The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."
by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017
Get the choking on LANmug. by 3lf4ever November 29, 2011
Get the Madies Lanmug. When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like
symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."
Guy B: "why?"
Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."
Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
Guy B: "why?"
Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."
Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
by derppy November 25, 2013
Get the LAN Flumug.