Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

by Dickticklee January 2, 2009

Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

by 1kookat March 11, 2011

Mexican Landslide

A sexual act in which you are getting head while eating mexican food. You unexpectedly fart which excites you and you ejaculate in the chicks mouth, this causes her to back away and fall down the stairs causing a landslide.

Person 1: My chicks in the hospital

Person 2: Why

Person 1: I gave her a Mexican Landslide

by jhdsvjhdsajhfd April 10, 2009

black landslide

When a bunch of nigures are running from jail

Look at that black landslide! Says the white man, "we should run!"

by Phfjdndn April 22, 2015

Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard

Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011

argentinian landslide

When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.

Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.

by Kyle911 December 13, 2013