by LandscapeDaSlumKing April 19, 2018

Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up.
"Glances" is by far their best song.
"Glances" is by far their best song.
by only slightly June 21, 2010

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

“I’m so lucky, sometimes my gf landscapes me with me even asking.”
“In one episode of Community, Britta landscapes Fat Neil in exchange for Hot Chili Pepper tickets.”
“In one episode of Community, Britta landscapes Fat Neil in exchange for Hot Chili Pepper tickets.”
by Scooterthecat December 20, 2023

a term used to describe graffiti or trash on the sides of buildings or in streets of a metropolitan area. it can be used as a term of endearment for ones surroundings or used as a derogatory term by someone not familiar with the beauty of this particular type of landscaping.
Christina was admiring the urban landscaping in New York City, she had never seen graffiti that actually made the area look better.
by kevrockdal October 19, 2009
