Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

Alabama Street Lamp by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

sexy lamp by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024

Castlederg Salt Lamp 

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

Castlederg Salt Lamp by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

shattered lava lamp by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Manson lamps 

Noun, meaning crazy look or stare. In reference to Charles Manson. Used on The Sopranos (tv show).

Tony Soprano (to Richie): Quit giving me those Manson lamps.

Manson lamps by NLS November 5, 2005

amber lamps 

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

amber lamps by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

Soggy Lampshade by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014