Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 02, 2008
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lactate acid 420

when you dab so hard you run out of cardiovascular endurance
yes I just lactate acid 420
by tavis scooter October 11, 2020
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lactating belch master

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.
Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"
by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 07, 2017
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