Lactating man

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.

"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

Human lactate

Olanzapine

Human lactate or olanzapine ood for those without lactose intolerance facts

by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025