hell in central kansas. The people of russell are so desperate for people that they hold a pathetic festival called the Prairiesta every ten years in desperate hope that people will decide to move there. It is filled with racist homophobic rednecks who crush opposing ideas like a foot crushes a cockroach. Their mind set comes from the pre-Civil War Era.
by treat101 December 24, 2012
Get the Russell, KS mug.Manhattan, KS aka Manhappenin', Manhappiness, The Little Apple, is a great place to reside and home to the Wildcats, only the best team ever. Everyone who lives there either has a picture with Willy the Wildcat, or wants one. They go to football games and basketball games regularly. The people that live there are mostly college students, with the exception of a few residential areas. Overall, everyone loves Manhattan, KS.
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Manhappenin' is the place to be.
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by pbbananasandwich January 17, 2011
Get the Manhattan, KS mug.A Drinking town with a farming problem.
A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.
Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."
A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.
Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."
JimBob-"Howdy Bo, you gon make it on down therr to Norwich, KS to sell your cattle?"
Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."
JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"
Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."
Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."
JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"
Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."
by slickafox January 12, 2011
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Get the its ks mug.Small college town filled with an abundance of meth heads, bad decisions, and life long regrets. Pittsburg is a city in Crawford County, Kansas, United States, located in Southeast Kansas near the Missouri state border. It is the most populous city in Crawford County and southeast Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,233.
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Get the pittsburg ks mug.A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
Get the Smith Center, KS mug.A Small Town in Kansas, on the boarder of Oklahoma, inside Montgomery County, Has 5 schools including a community college. Community Elementary School, Holy Name Catholic School, Roosevelt Middle School, Field Kindley High School and Coffeyville Community College, The town is well known for The Brown Mansion and The Dalton Gang
Coffeyville, KS
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