Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".
by Shilly Dilly November 16, 2009
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Krispy Kreme

The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.
Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"
by NAVNAV September 22, 2010
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Krispy Kreme

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.
Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”
by Jimmy Two-Holes November 19, 2019
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krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
by pioneers89 December 04, 2009
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Krispy Kreme

when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.
Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass
by abankhead March 23, 2007
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krispie kreme klub

'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'
by catboyking February 16, 2020
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Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010
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