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ass over tea kettle

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
by Red-lah February 3, 2022
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Kettled

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.
"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"
by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009
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Kettle Warmth

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010
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Kratting

When you creep on girls so hard you go from normal to creeper status. This also includes taking privy pictures of girls at bars, street corners, beaches, and the grocery store. There are specific rules to kratting such as silencing your phone when taking pictures and wearing shades at all times.
We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.

That guy is a master kratsman.

You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.

I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
by DT CEO July 8, 2012
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Crystle Kettle

Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL
Crystle kettle, that one with a white hat and a white dress.
by Kettlecovld June 23, 2020
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kreator

An amazing German thrash metal band from..well germany and they have many great albums my faovurites are Violent revolution and coma of souls .

P.S. they are not death noob why do u think they are death?
other thrash bands include sodom Slayer metallica Megadeth panteraanthrax exodus and testament to name a few
by Naryan Bekiarudis July 6, 2005
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khetto

by ele7en November 29, 2004
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