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Kratmosphere

/ krˈatməsfɪə /
(noun)
1. The saturated Christmassy hue brought to any space by the consumption of kratom.

2. The same experience under true opioids when used by those who don't take everything for granted.
"Woah, this dive-bar is magnificent in the kratmosphere."
by ZonB April 10, 2022
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Kratos

1. Most badass video game character ever. Of the God of War video game series.

2. A word to call someone who is totally badass.

3. To Kratos someone means to totally demolish a person.
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1. -"Just played God of War 3 and it blew my mind man"

-"Told ya this game is borderline badass!"

2. -"Dude Samuel L. Jackson is freakin Kratos!

-"Yeah man and he didnt even blink"

3. -"Bitch blow my dick or you gonna get kratosed!"

-"Please don't hurt me.."
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Kratos

the most kicc ass person on the planet from the game god of war, he can kicc Chuck Norris's ass any damn day.
Kratos is the shiiiiiiiiit!!
by SouthEndCuzz January 22, 2009
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katomatte

A really cool walk...when you push the wind back.
Tat and Kratz do the katomatte.
by Kristen and Kate September 1, 2008
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Kratos

A character from God of War that brain damaged 9 year olds think Fortnite created.
Son” Dad look it’s Kratos from Fortnite”.
Dad” Son I am really regretting not selling you on EBay
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 18, 2022
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Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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Katomate

The girl walks through the door and says, " Katomate bitchesss!"
by Sarah/ Jade June 29, 2006
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