- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.