Kraft Dinner 

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

Kraft Dinner by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

Kraft Single by krafty April 5, 2007

Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

Kraft Singles by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007

Kraft Single

Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.

"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."

Kraft Single by bigjesus October 1, 2008

Kraft Dinner 

- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.

- Very reasonably priced in most markets.

- Yo, Where's Wallace?

- KD'd (Kraft Dinner'd) last night. Sad times.

Kraft Dinner by JxT did January 9, 2016

Kraft singles American cheese 

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

Kraft singles American cheese by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

kraft dinner 

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

kraft dinner by gnostic3 February 25, 2019