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Kordanification

1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
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1 Although the minister's kordanification approved by the Parliament investigation committee,yesterday The president announced that he is against impeachment of his interior minister by the Parliament.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.
by DesoliDs January 5, 2009
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Korean Face Mask

When someone is eating you out while you sit on their face and you get their entire face wet.
“I was so wet I gave him a Korean Face Mask.”
by Vpeachy June 6, 2019
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Korean headfuck

Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.

This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).

Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.

Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'

If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.

If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.

Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises
by TheCarnival October 23, 2017
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North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.
I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!
by MTukansa May 14, 2015
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Korean Kowboy

the act of riding a bull/horse that has a face up dildo on the saddle
person 1: my ass hurts so much.
person 2: why?
person 1: my girlfriend talked me into doing a korean kowboy
by amandaa hugandkiss December 4, 2009
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Korean Boy Wasted

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
by The GodFader October 5, 2011
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korbanoes

Famous speedrunner most well-known for his inability to one-cycle a dragon in less than 8 beds, his multiple former 'world records' (obviously offline) and his amazing ability to throw in tournaments.
not to be rude korbanoes but maybe practice your beds that was 8 beds and couriway usually does it easily in like 6 so recommend some practice but otherwise good seed and nice gameplay congrats on your pb and wr - 'bob chen'
by Plqty February 2, 2021
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