Konky Kiss

An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

by CupCakePants March 15, 2012

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

konker bonk

''konker bonk'' defintion: konker hard konten bonken

Max z'n buurvrouw die konker hard aan het konten konker bonk is.

by Gandalflordx May 21, 2016

kinkey

A baby octopus.

"Woah, Sea World has got a new kinkey exhibit!"

"Cool, we definitely have to go and see that."

by cereallover66 June 17, 2021

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

by stevejonbob January 16, 2022

Konked

The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.

“Kelsi is so konked rn”

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 13, 2023

konked

Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.

If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.

by 1576 January 5, 2014