kojak

a guy who is called the captain of jacking off

a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him

by lalanie November 21, 2006

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

Kojaksack

a bald nut sack, hairless scrotum, silky ball bag.

I shaved my nuts to make shit look bigger, but she said "damn thats one ugly kojaksack", who loves you baby, not me!

by Tit's Mcgee January 29, 2009

Kojax's

Kojax's is a racists word to describe blacks , Chinese , and Spanish people.

Look at that kojax's over there .

by Just views November 26, 2017

Kojac

A bad heart condition that restricts blood flow to the penis resulting in a condition known as Microphallus. Failure of normal development during the formation of the embryo (a birth defect) leads to this condition.

I never understood why my partner was so vindictive until I read his medical records until after he died from heart failure. He suffered from a condition known as Kojac which attacks the pituitary gland leading to all thing small.

by First Team January 26, 2020

Kojak

A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.

Pooja and i were kojak, until all other wives became kojak, and then we did it everyday.

by Neon Dudeh March 6, 2020

Kojadinovic

Kojadinovic means someone who is truly beautiful.

- WOW! Look at her!
~ She is a Kojadinovic

by twitch/tv.com/ItzPaul69 April 18, 2021