Kobey

Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.

Kobey is a beautiful human

by JimmySusan May 18, 2018

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.

Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.

by XTDave November 21, 2006

Kobrasark

An absolute calamity. A disaster beyond comprehension.

I slept through my alarm and missed my flight to Europe. A kobrasark moment.

by Kobrasark : The Revolution June 21, 2018

Kobe Day

august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high

august 24 is kobe day

by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Kobe Bryant

A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.

Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!

by david faustino September 22, 2012