kneescow

1 (noun) The proper word to use when describing a person of dark complexion when in their presence or public.

2 (noun) The name for a bovine creature with an exponential number of locomotive jointed appendages growing from any point of its body.

1
Me: Hey, Zack. Look at that Kneescow not having a job or a father.

Zack: Yeah, he also accidentally got some cotton in his fried chicken and Kool Aid

2
Me: That is a beautiful Kneescow over there. Look at all of those legs.

Joobus: It sure is a sight to see. Its beauty perplexes my human mind by the sheer number of knees and appendages while lacking Phalanges Digits

by TastyLeprechaun July 6, 2014

KneeShot

1. noun ; a proverbial god and patron saint of all assaultmen, destroyer of all armored vehicles in the entire world.

2. verb ; to utilize a shoulder-fired rocket-launcher, missile-launcher, or recoiless-rifle to engage and destroy an armored vehicle in a skillful manner.

1. KneeShot is love, KneeShot is life, all praise KneeShot.

2. Yo, I'm gonna KneeShot that BTR

by Volddenschmorty June 16, 2020

Kneeback

slang for the flesh on the back of the knee joint. this term usually references women who are so fat that the guy pursuing them cannot easily access her vagina and will instead fuck something easier to find, such as a belly fold, wrinkle, or in this case, the back of the knee.

you remember that big girl I was with last night? I couldnt get the pussy, but she had that BOMB kneeback!!

by Nahmeen December 25, 2007

Bee's Knees

A old term that means cool.

Thats the Bee's Knees

by SlangMonkey February 23, 2004

kneeskee

When a woman/man bends their knee putting their heel to their rectum with a penis in the crease behind the knee. The person then moves their leg in a horizontal fashion to create kneeskee effect.

"Oh man she forgot to put lube behind her knee. That kneeskee hurt my wang like a bitch!"

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

Mormon knees

Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.

I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.

by VallejoRob August 26, 2009

Dis-knees

The Dis-knees (short for Disney Knees) refers to the dance typical in early 2000s movies, where the main protagonist (typically a young girl who is completely and totally normal and not at all special...except that the most popular boy in school is in love with her and she can sing very well) does her little dancy dance. See: China Ann McClain in Ant Farm, Demi Lovato in Camp Rock, literally any number where the singer grips the mic and bends her knees in her little dancy dance.

Look at her, she got them Dis-knees

by thoughtsandthings September 28, 2021