klopek

a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.

Man that guy James is a real klopek.

by eric March 28, 2003

kloupen

an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard

Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen

by aek17 March 25, 2010

Kompa

Another way to spell compas. Literally meaning "beat" or "rythym" in Spanish. Kompa is a Haitian music genre with the stylings of Cuban contradanza, Son Cubano, jazz elements and African rhythms, and Dominican merengue. Unike Zouk, it is sung in mostly Haitian Creole.

Kompa is the national music of Haiti

New York and Miami have the best Compas festivals in North America.

by se pa pou dat November 30, 2009

Kloyper Lube

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.

You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there

by Henry Kennington March 2, 2008

Klumpse

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

klorp

-An unknown word to describe something unknown.
-An example of why words just are what they are. There's no reason why mile wouldn't be klorp instead. (It just happens to be that way.)

Randy: "The sign says sixty miles to Camden. I wonder why they call it a 'mile'?"
Earl: "Well, because that's what it is. What else are you gonna call it... a 'klorp'? No one would know what you're talking about."

by tervakuoppa May 3, 2007

Klumpkin

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014