Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

klemistry

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

by BillChris May 26, 2009

Kermit Stan

Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.

I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.

by RiverDirt September 1, 2021

Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

Getting Klemmy

Getting under the influence and wanting to dance and/or rage one's face off

I had a few drinks and started getting Klemmy last night.

by DJKlem July 5, 2014

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017