by horrogamefan March 22, 2022
Get the Alex Kister mug.Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.
The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.
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A white girl who leads on other white men so it seems like she doesn't like the black meat rod, but every time she drinks she always ends up fuckin' spooks.
Man 1: yo man I'm trying to get with Ashley tonight, she's been leading me on all week.
Man 2: Dude you have no chance, she's a Hershey Kisser, she only likes getting stuffed by black guys with dreadlocks.
Man 2: Dude you have no chance, she's a Hershey Kisser, she only likes getting stuffed by black guys with dreadlocks.
by mort44 December 11, 2010
Get the Hershey Kisser mug.A group of people who believe that fucking your cousins and marrying them is what god would want. Also known as Followers of Christ.
by The lord of Buffalo December 13, 2016
Get the Kisser mug.Pulling a kisner is when someone comes back home drunk and you stab them with scissors. nce the act of stabbing is complete you have successfully pulled off a kisner!
by Jukersatchel January 16, 2009
Get the Kisner mug.a.The lips of a male or female who uses their oral cavity to perform sex acts far more than the average person.
by B2theBomber October 20, 2009
Get the Cum Kissers mug.Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012
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