The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.
I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
by eschuetz April 19, 2010
A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
by sloanewentlong June 19, 2015
The most precious boy in the world. He has the cutest smile, and he is absolutely perfect. He is the kind of guy every girl dreams of having. When you get the amazing privilege of being able to call him yours you'll be the happiest girl in the world. His love is all you'll ever need to feel complete. He is soooo amazing. He is a keeper. ;)
I love youuu, Kirk you're my everything!!
by Buddybud76 March 4, 2019
The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.
-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!
-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!
-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!
-Oh man I got kirked!
-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!
-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!
by Rich Hobbs March 6, 2008
by D. Kirk Anderson March 7, 2004
-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia
-Egotistical
-Jerk
-Amazing accent
-Badass
-Jumped by women
-British
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Kinky
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Tall
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him
-Egotistical
-Jerk
-Amazing accent
-Badass
-Jumped by women
-British
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Kinky
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Tall
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him
"Dude why are you so suicidal?"
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."
by KerryvilleINkaitland January 31, 2010