kirked

when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)

i was chatting up this nice lass when thats twat kirked me.

by richfoord May 15, 2010

Kirking

Mainly used in the D.C. area it means to go crazy;to spaz out on someone; to over react; to curse someone out

DUde; yo what happened?
Girl: that girl tried to swizz me outta ma money
Dude:O thats why you was kirking out on her
Girl: yea i dont play that

by Tay Boo January 6, 2012

Kirked

When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.

“I was so close to PRing on my bench max, but David f***ing kirked me”

by Mintless Toothpaste June 8, 2019

Kirked

(v) Not making your lady friend breakfast after a one-night stand.

Dude. I didn't even make her breakfast. I Kirked that ho.

by Weeds2010 August 21, 2010

Kirk

Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.

Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk stops fishing

by zjc November 22, 2021

Kirk

To become insanely lit. Usually as relating to a party or social gathering of any sort.

That shit kirked off last night.

Bout to kirk off.
Shit bout to kirk.

by King urb January 30, 2018