illiterate dumbass

Someone that’s has no proper grammar or spelling, but flaunts the lack of knowledge in a cute way.

“Oh my god you illiterate dumbass”

by Jade Felicity June 12, 2020

Meme illiterate

Being illiterate to meme culture.

Johnny over there is a meme illiterate.

by Philip risite March 20, 2017

Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018

age illiterate

when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.

Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."

Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."

by ngee March 21, 2010

Illiterate Hippy retards

People who have no idea what their doing or why, but think its helping something.

Protesters

by Satan. July 13, 2003

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illiterate

Being unable to read or write

Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007