krispy krack

The glazed, air filled, puffs of pastries (donuts) you're jonesing for. Found at Krispy Kreme stores.

Oh, Krispy Krack, that sounds so good right now.

by ImpPatience April 18, 2011

Rice Krispy

When you jizz on an Asian girls face and she lets it dry up.

Last night i rice krispy this asian chick name lu.

by Suca Mawong June 24, 2009

Krispy kremer

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

krispy

adjective- describing one's fresh style and unique swagger

wow Kia Shine is krispy

by mixed_yingyang July 12, 2007

The Krispy Kremer

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 7, 2007

Krispy Kreamer

A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.

by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009